Klemens von Metternich: This conversation is brought to you by PhilosophersTalk.com, where thinkers discuss! I must say, it is reassuring to know that even in this century, someone still believes that arguments between educated men can accomplish more than arguments between armies.
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Klemens von Metternich: Let us begin with the obvious, since my counterpart will no doubt prefer to begin with the sentimental. The question of whether great powers should negotiate the terms of peace in Ukraine without Ukraine at the table is not a new question. It is, in fact, the oldest question in diplomacy. And the answer has always been the same. The powers that can enforce a settlement are the powers that must design it. This is not cruelty. This is mechanics.
Giuseppe Mazzini: And there it is, delivered with all the warmth of a coroner’s report. The oldest question in diplomacy, he calls it. I would call it the oldest crime in diplomacy. The Congress of Vienna decided the fate of my country without consulting a single Italian, and my distinguished colleague here was the architect of that particular masterpiece. So forgive me if I recognize the blueprint when I see it applied to Ukraine.
Klemens von Metternich: The Congress of Vienna produced thirty three years of peace across a continent that had been soaked in blood for a generation. If that is a crime, I would be fascinated to hear what you consider an accomplishment. Your Italian uprisings produced exactly what? Heroic poetry and mass graves, in that order.
Giuseppe Mazzini: My Italian uprisings produced Italy. The nation you dismissed as a geographical expression now has a seat at every table where Europe’s future is discussed. Your Congress of Vienna produced a pressure cooker that exploded in 1848 and sent you fleeing from your own capital in a laundry cart. But please, lecture me about stability.
Klemens von Metternich: I did not flee in a laundry cart, and I will thank you not to repeat that particular embellishment. I left Vienna when the mob arrived because I am a statesman, not a martyr. There is a meaningful difference, though I understand why you might have trouble seeing it from your end of the political spectrum.
Giuseppe Mazzini: The distinction between a statesman and a coward is sometimes thinner than the statesman would prefer to admit. But let us discuss Ukraine, since that is why we are here. The United States sent envoys to Moscow to discuss Ukraine’s future before they consulted Ukraine’s president. They sat with Vladimir Putin and drafted terms for a country that was not in the room. You must have felt a rush of nostalgia watching that.
Klemens von Metternich: I felt a rush of common sense, which I realize is less dramatic than nostalgia but considerably more useful. The United States is the only power with the leverage to compel both Russia and Ukraine to accept terms. Russia will not negotiate as an equal with Ukraine because Russia does not consider Ukraine an equal. You may find that offensive. I find it obvious. And diplomacy that ignores the obvious is not diplomacy at all. It is theater.
Giuseppe Mazzini: Russia does not consider Ukraine an equal because Russia is an empire that considers all of its former subjects to be property. The fact that you describe this as obvious rather than monstrous tells me everything I need to know about where this conversation is going. You are not arguing for pragmatism. You are arguing for the right of the strong to dictate terms to the weak, which is the only argument you have ever made in any century.
Klemens von Metternich: I am arguing for the right of the competent to prevent catastrophe, which is rather different, though I understand the confusion. When the strong and the weak sit at the same table, the result is not equality. The result is a settlement that flatters the weak and satisfies the strong, which is precisely the kind of agreement that collapses the moment the strong decide to stop pretending. I would rather build a peace that survives contact with reality than one that survives only as long as everyone maintains the fiction that Ukraine and Russia are equivalent powers.
Giuseppe Mazzini: And who appointed you to decide which nations qualify as powers and which qualify as furniture? That is the question you never answer, because the answer is that nobody appointed you. You appointed yourself, and then you built an entire philosophical system to justify the appointment. The Concert of Europe was not a partnership. It was a cartel. And cartels exist to divide markets, not to serve customers.
Klemens von Metternich: That is a remarkably cynical reading from a man who built his entire career on idealism. But since you have raised the question of qualification, let me answer it directly. The nations that qualify as powers are the nations with the military and economic capacity to enforce outcomes. This is not a value judgment. It is a description of the physical world. Ukraine cannot enforce a settlement on Russia. Russia cannot enforce a settlement on the United States. The United States can enforce a settlement on both. That is why the United States must be the architect. Not because it is just, but because it is the only arrangement that can actually produce a durable result.
Giuseppe Mazzini: A durable result. You keep using that phrase as if durability were the only measure of a settlement’s value. The Roman Empire was durable. The Atlantic slave trade was durable. The subjugation of Poland was remarkably durable. Durability without justice is just organized suffering with a longer shelf life. And the settlement you are describing, where the United States and Russia carve up Ukraine’s future between them, is exactly the kind of arrangement that feels permanent right up until the moment the people who were carved up decide they have had enough.
Klemens von Metternich: Now. I have been generous enough to let you make your case at considerable length, and I believe intellectual honesty requires that I demonstrate I understand it before I dismantle it. So let me present the strongest version of your argument, since I suspect I can do it more clearly than you have.
Giuseppe Mazzini: By all means. This should be educational, if only as an exercise in condescension.
Klemens von Metternich: The case for Ukrainian sovereignty at the negotiating table is this. Ukraine is a nation of over forty million people that has fought a war of national survival for more than four years. Its soldiers have bled for every kilometer of territory that remains under Kyiv’s control. To exclude Ukraine from negotiations about its own borders is to repeat the fundamental error of every imperial peace settlement in European history, from Westphalia to Vienna to Versailles. It tells every small nation on earth that its sovereignty is conditional, that its borders exist only at the pleasure of larger powers, and that fighting for your own survival earns you nothing except the privilege of being told what your survival will look like by someone who did not do the fighting. Furthermore, any settlement imposed without Ukrainian consent will lack legitimacy, will be resisted by the Ukrainian population, and will therefore require permanent enforcement, which defeats the entire purpose of a negotiated peace. That is the argument. It is coherent. It is emotionally powerful. And it is almost entirely useless as a guide to actual diplomacy, because it assumes that the negotiating table is a courtroom where justice is dispensed rather than a marketplace where interests are traded.
Giuseppe Mazzini: I am genuinely impressed that you managed to summarize an argument about human dignity and then dismiss it as impractical in the same breath. It is a rare talent. Like a surgeon who can diagnose the disease and refuse to treat it simultaneously.
Klemens von Metternich: I did not refuse to treat it. I explained why your preferred treatment would kill the patient. There is, again, a difference.
Giuseppe Mazzini: Very well. Since we are performing this little exercise, let me return the courtesy. Let me present the strongest version of the argument for negotiating over Ukraine’s head, and I want you to notice how it sounds when someone who is not in love with it says it out loud.
Klemens von Metternich: I am listening with great anticipation, though I suspect you will find it harder to be fair than you imagine.
Giuseppe Mazzini: The case for great power management of the Ukraine settlement is this. Russia possesses the largest nuclear arsenal on earth and has demonstrated a willingness to accept catastrophic casualties in pursuit of its territorial objectives. Ukraine, despite extraordinary courage and Western support, cannot militarily compel Russia to withdraw from occupied territory. The war has reached something approaching a stalemate, with both sides suffering losses that are unsustainable over the long term. In this context, the only path to ending the killing is a settlement brokered by the one power that has leverage over both parties, which is the United States. Including Ukraine as an equal partner in these negotiations would be performatively satisfying but practically counterproductive, because Ukraine’s negotiating position, the restoration of all occupied territory, is a position that cannot be achieved through negotiation. It can only be achieved through military victory, which is not forthcoming. Therefore, a responsible great power must craft terms that Russia can accept without humiliation and that Ukraine can survive without collapse, and it must do so with the understanding that the party being saved does not always get to choose the method of salvation. There. That is your argument, and I want everyone listening to notice something about it. It is the argument of every empire that has ever swallowed a smaller nation. It is the argument Austria made about Italy. It is the argument Russia made about Poland. It is the argument Britain made about Ireland. It sounds reasonable right up until you are the country being discussed in the third person. And then it sounds like what it actually is, which is a polite way of saying that your suffering is inconvenient and your sovereignty is negotiable.
Klemens von Metternich: That was remarkably accurate right up until the final sentence, where you abandoned analysis in favor of sermonizing. Which is, I must note, a consistent pattern with you.
Giuseppe Mazzini: And dismissing moral arguments as sermons is a consistent pattern with you. You did it at the Congress of Vienna. You did it in 1848. And you are doing it now, while forty million people wait to find out whether their country will be traded away for the comfort of powers that did not bleed for it.
Klemens von Metternich: Comfort. You say that word as if I am suggesting this for my own amusement. I managed the peace of Europe because the alternative was the slaughter of Europe. I sat in rooms with men I despised and crafted agreements I found distasteful because the alternative was not justice. The alternative was another Napoleon, another continental war, another generation of young men who would never come home. You romanticize resistance because you have never been responsible for the consequences of resistance failing. I have. And the view from that chair is considerably less poetic than the view from exile in London.
Giuseppe Mazzini: I spent thirty years in exile because your system made it a crime to believe that Italians should govern Italy. Do not lecture me about consequences. I watched friends die in uprisings that failed because your Concert of Europe made it the official policy of the continent to crush any people that dared to ask for self-governance. Every consequence I faced was a consequence you created.
Klemens von Metternich: Every consequence you faced was a consequence of your own refusal to accept that the world is governed by power, not by principle. And until you learn that lesson, you will continue to send young men to die for abstractions while I continue to keep them alive through arrangements you find morally unsatisfying. I know which of those two outcomes I prefer. And I suspect the mothers of those young men agree with me, even if their sons do not.
Giuseppe Mazzini: The mothers of those young men did not raise them to live as subjects of a foreign crown. But I notice you only care about their opinions when you can use them as a weapon against the men who actually fought. That is a very specific kind of cowardice, and I want to make sure we both recognize it for what it is before we continue this conversation.
Klemens von Metternich: We will continue this conversation. And I assure you, the next portion will be less pleasant for you than this one was.
Giuseppe Mazzini: I certainly hope so. The pleasant portions of conversations with you tend to be the parts where you are not speaking.
